I think the cleverness is inadvertent.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream

Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.

My beautiful soul,"he murmured and caressed my cheek."When you have the ultimate selfless sacrifice it paid my wrong.You proved to be worthy of my devotion.Of Death's...love.

If something happens to your son, your thoughts about not having him in your life is what your terror is. It's not about his life.

The Pawns are the soul of the game

If we are in a high enough state of consciousness we see that life is only a passing dream.

No matter how old I get, the race remains one of life's most rewarding experiences.

I look forward to another good year next year. It would be nice to win, too.

I am constantly getting letters from inconsistancies in the back stories of these characters.

We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.

Colour can be the true main thing in art that is widely valued – even valued by the maker of the art – for other meanings.

By going back to your own center you can always find the pure idea of right for every relationship.