I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

No matter how we choose to live, we both die at the end.

Are ya glad to see me, or is that a roll of poker chips in your pants?

People in every nation behave and respond according to the values and virtues upon which they were raised. We all are a product of our environment.

Gravity keeps your body down from flying high. On the other hand, nothing can keep you down from outperforming yourself and from continually growing to become excellent.

This has been my life. I have found it worth living, and would gladly live it again if the second chance were offered me.

Memory. My poison, my food.

Putting us in risk is just plain stupid.

I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

To make a kung fu film is like a dream come true, because I'm a big fan of kung fu movies and I'm learning kung fu for a long time.