I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

Seize from every moment its unique novelty and do not prepare your joys.

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer.

I am in a charity out there to stop violence against women.

You know, a low budget, you have to work harder. You have to plan well; you don't have much time to rehearse.

Flag desecration is not a constitutional issue for the courts. It is a political one that belongs to the people.

There is someone who is living my life. And I know nothing about him.

It is very hard for me to switch from clay to grass.

I was not reluctant to become a singer. Singing has been an activity I've done my whole life, without thought.

Give. Giving affirms Christ's lordship. It dethrones me and exalts Him. It breaks the chains of mammon that would enslave me and transfers my center of gravity to Heaven.

Produce results on the mat and in the classroom