To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

When you praise God in pain, it is preparing you for provision.

The world tells us to be mean and bitter to survive. But I believe kindness is the very thing that makes us thrive.

You don't win by being good. You win with hard work and sacrifice. Without that, skill is just potential.

Nelson Mandela and myself had a wonderful relationship - he was a special man and will be missed.

Praise to our Father-God, High praise in solemn lay, Alike for what His hand hath given, And what it takes away.

Cruelty is softened by fear, not pity.

Many criminals believe what they say is true; they could pass a lie detector test.

Our goal was to show people a vision of food they hadn't seen before. So, I had this idea of... let's cut all these things in half, and show a picture of the food in the pan, in the oven.

I've tried to become someone else for a while, only to discover that he, too, was me.

It isn't the hours that you put in at practice that count. It's the way you spend those minutes.