I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

You need to calm down.'Saying this to a man who may already be fired up is like adding gasoline to the fire.

You young people never say anything. And us old folks don't know how to stop talking.

I feel like fashion and style is a big part of being an artist.

We are a multicultural country - always have been, and to our credit, always will be. It is something that we should be very proud of and embrace.

Painting can be like poetry but as somebody who creates both I feel the necessity for both so they cant be that similar. Sometimes I think it's as basic as not wanting to get dirty.

Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.

Thanks to the long days of rain, the blades of grass glowed with a deep-green luster, and they gave off the smell of wildness unique to things that sink their roots into the earth.

Boys will be boys and girls will be girls, and if you want it any different you can join a Shubert chorus

It's the modern world, so it's pretty much the same. Everyone follows America, from all over the world.

Good to forgive, Best to forget.