I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I'm a late-night guy.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

The sight of so many ruins destroys any desire to build shanties

I hate my body Hate what it remembers. Hate what it let him do.

The chimpanzees could tear me apart in no time. They're many times stronger than we are.

The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity.

I've been very careful. I've gone through pretty much everything. I'm very careful not to let go of the prized possessions, or too much of it that I'll regret in the future.

When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.

And I urge upon you this - which I think is wisdom - if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go.

All who do evil and dishonorable things do them against their will.

Every time I design clothes, I'm making a movie.

After Andy Warhol died, it left a dark cloud over N.Y.C. nightlife.