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Marc Maron Quotes: "I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me."

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication."

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.




Marc Maron Quotes: "That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining."

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'."

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.




Marc Maron Quotes: "You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you."

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.



Marc Maron Quotes: "In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment."

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.



Marc Maron Quotes: "We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.




Marc Maron Quotes: "Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'"

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'



Marc Maron Quotes: "I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now."

I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain."

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.



Marc Maron Quotes: "For my next trick I will make everyone understand me."

For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.



Marc Maron Quotes: "It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out."

It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.




Marc Maron Quotes: "Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?"

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?



Marc Maron Quotes: "Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."

Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.



Marc Maron Quotes: "The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better."

The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, "No you can't."

Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, "No you can't.



Marc Maron Quotes: "When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon."

When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.



Marc Maron Quotes: "The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive."

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius."

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me."

Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched."

Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment."

Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment.



Marc Maron Quotes: "You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'"

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'



Marc Maron Quotes: "In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special."

In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career."

I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to."

I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to.



Marc Maron Quotes: "They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets."

They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did."

I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it."

I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired."

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.



Marc Maron Quotes: "On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement."

On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection."

I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.



Marc Maron Quotes: "The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day."

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected to the world."

Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected to the world.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I look at every book as a self-help book."

I look at every book as a self-help book.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life."

I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life.



Marc Maron Quotes: "The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of despair and anxiety."

The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of despair and anxiety.



Marc Maron Quotes: "As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible."

As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me."

I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world."

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation."

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment."

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.



Marc Maron Quotes: "There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity."

There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.



Marc Maron Quotes: "Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do."

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.



Marc Maron Quotes: "When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate."

When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.



Marc Maron Quotes: "You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television."

You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television.



Marc Maron Quotes: "I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy."

I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy.



Marc Maron Quotes: "We live in a culture where people are self-centered and careerist and everybody seems to think they have too much on their plate or they just don't have time for other people's pain."

We live in a culture where people are self-centered and careerist and everybody seems to think they have too much on their plate or they just don't have time for other people's pain.