Toasters Quotes
Toasters Quote of the day
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
To leave the world a little better than you found it. That's the best a man can ever do.
My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren Lee Smith. It has all the personality of a toaster.
Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters.
I saw you put rice in a toaster once," said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode." "It was faulty," Jamie protested, his eyes shifty. " I am sure of this.
I don't want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old as Drew Barrymore and almost as talented.
