Have you slept yet?''Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.''Didn't you drive there?''Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'- Charley & Cookie

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.”“You do have that effect on people.

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?

You totally need to watch the news.""Can't.""Why?""It's too depressing.""Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

It has shown me that everything is illuminated in the light of the past. It is always along the side of us...on the inside, looking out.

All they had to do was let go, and they'd be free. But they held on.

Let peace, descending from her native heaven, bid her olives spring amidst the joyful nations; and plenty, in league with commerce, scatter blessings from her copious hand!

The second I learned to read in first grade, when I was 5, I preferred it to life. And I still do.

No one could say how long that life would last. Whatever has form can disappear in an instant.

Who invented the human heart, I wonder? Tell me, and then show me the place where he was hanged.

I tried to laugh early on about ego and pride... I do something great and then I do something really dumb and then I laugh. You'll always be that kid.

SINCE OUR GOALS REPRESENT THE THINGS THAT MATTER MOST TO US, SHOULDN'T WE FIGHT FOR THEM?

I'm not afraid to be one of the martyrs people have offered in the struggle for their just demands.

Skepticism doesn't help you hear.