There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.”“You do have that effect on people.

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?

You totally need to watch the news.""Can't.""Why?""It's too depressing.""Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

Have you slept yet?''Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.''Didn't you drive there?''Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'- Charley & Cookie

Life is not waiting for you. This moment is your life, so love it, live it, and enjoy it.

I love doing interviews that are about work that I do, films that I make. I am not very interested in the rest. I think I have always been quite reserved and a bit frightened of that whole thing.

In storytelling, the audience actually wants to work for their meal, they just don't want to know that they're doing it.

Everybody did something. It was very entertaining. We had a lot of fun. Lot of fun. And there was no segregation, that I could see. I never saw any

According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.

When you write from the heart, you not only light the dark path of your readers, you light your own way as well.

We can shape events in each other's brains with exquisite precision.

The mass of the citizens is the safest depositary of their own rights.

The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us; but he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. His attack is psychological, Damien. And powerful.

One cannot leap a chasm in two jumps.