In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.”“You do have that effect on people.

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?

You totally need to watch the news.""Can't.""Why?""It's too depressing.""Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

Have you slept yet?''Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.''Didn't you drive there?''Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'- Charley & Cookie

Success does not often arrive by miracle or magic but through perseverance and practice.

Simple is pretty because it is plain

Boast not thyself of tomorrow for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.

We...are not really free if we can't control our own government and its policies. And we will never do that if we remain ignorant.

I write titles that are confrontational. I write titles that make people want to pick up a book and find out more about it. I write good books; I write great titles though.

It should be not only a synergy, but a complicity between the viewer and the artist, and so I'm wide open to that.

The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.

La guerre, la guerre, everything la guerre. That's how I grew up. So for me, it's real. It's not something in the past.

Abstract knowledge is always useful, sooner or later.

Greece, sound, thy Homer's, Rome thy Virgil's name, But England's Milton equals both in fame.