Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.”“You do have that effect on people.

You totally need to watch the news.""Can't.""Why?""It's too depressing.""Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

Have you slept yet?''Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.''Didn't you drive there?''Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'- Charley & Cookie

The equilibrium of power between God and Human is getting so close

If you're with someone who enjoys having people play hard to get, maybe that's the way you're supposed to do it then.

This is what has to be remembered about the law: Beneath that cold, harsh, impersonal exterior there beats a cold, harsh, impersonal heart.

Instead of trying to manufacture feelings, use the way you already feel. Or at least add that in.

I loved you when you were unfaithful; what would I have done if you were true?

Alaska and Montana are not in the south but they definitely form part of the crimson tide of red states where Republicans are dominant.

I think I made his back feel better.

Customers must trust an organisation and its people.

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure

As an adolescent I wrote comic books, because I read lots of them, and fantasy novels set in Malaysia and Central Africa.