Cookie Quotes

Cookie Quote of the day

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.

If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.

I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.

What you earn depends on what you learn.

Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.

It was as though the darkness was a sheet of raw cookie dough and someone had just taken a cookie cutter and made a child-sized shape out of it.

this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off.

Success can corrupt; usefulness can only exalt.

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my computer!

Service is what life is all about.

If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.

Everything bows to success, even grammar.

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

Forget goals. Value the process.

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

The final act of business judgment is intuitive.

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

Success, remember is the reward of toil.

Outward success alienates a man from himself.

Imagine my delight and awe when I discovered such a thing was a real genre - contemporary fantasy or urban fantasy. It was like having my birthday twice in one week and cookie dough for breakfast.

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.

Love of action is not industry.

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.

For children is there any happiness which is not also noise?

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.

I am sorry

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!

Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Have you slept yet?''Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.''Didn't you drive there?''Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'- Charley & Cookie