Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

It's called the FATLOSE trail. FATLOSE stands for 'Fecal Administration To LOSE weight, ' an example of PLEASE— Pretty Lame Excuse for an Acronym, Scientists and Experimenters.

Accept only as much ‘cleanliness’ that it won't cause you to worry if it became dirty. Maintain ‘cleanliness’ such that and only to the point that it does not burden you into bondage.

See people in the light of their potentials, not their problems.

Being an activist is about getting things done. It's not about standing around shaking your fist in anger.

It's nice, I think, when people use your music for things you didn't think of.

She had nothing to do all day ... but did it with the greatest possible speed.

She (Daria) has Sergei's wide and ready smile, so beautiful to me.

There is no real reality to a really imagined life any more.

I think that sometimes quitting is exactly the right thing to do. Quitting something that's not working requires self-awareness and courage.

To be fearless in the Lord does not require us to be great and powerful men, but only to believe in the great and powerful God.