Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

The wise man is one who knows, the significance and nothingness of his life.

Spending time with children is more important than spending money on children.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door has been opened.

As ugly as the truth is, it's even uglier when someone says out loud what you've been thinking to yourself.

There was no time for bitterness now: eat bitterness, and bitterness eats you.

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

With the backdrop of The Salvation Army's century and a half of service to the world's poor, these songs and reflections are born of meaningful engagement with a living Gospel

It is a principle of human nature to hate those whom we have injured.

The Bible. That is what fools have written, what imbeciles commend, what rogues teach and young children are made to learn by heart.