A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

In the end, if we don't have God we don't have anything other than an end.

Sometimes you just gotta accept that hope is gone.

By working one can bend fortune. She is fond of crafty men.

We all need to accept everyone.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?

Miracles do not happen.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

Nothing aids which may not also injure us. Fire serves us well, but he who plots to burn His neighbor's roof arms his hands with fire.

There's an assumption that schools are for students' learning. Well, why aren't they just as much for teachers' learning?