Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

And unless you think there is a serious chance you're going to jail, don't listen to your lawyer.

Writing has been my window-flung wide open to this magnificent, chaotic existence-my way of interpreting everything within my grasp.

I don't want to throw rice. I want to throw rocks.

Either I conquer Istanbul or Istanbul conquers me.

Laws are a fine thing on paper, but painful when no bribery can ease their bind.

The main thing I say on war is that we need to obey the law and formally declare war.

Above all, don’t fear difficult moments. The best comes from them

I respect the game that goes on of putting this against that, but I don't respect, nor do I enjoy, an awful lot of the actual programs that go on the air.

Just in general, no matter what you're doing, be true to yourself. Never let anyone else dictate how you live your life.

There are just times when your body and your soul feed into a character and you somehow meet at the point where that character truly lives in you. It happens in plays, in TV, in films.