Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference.

End your journey well. Don’t waste your life, and don’t be satisfied with anything less than God’s plan.

This guy was a humorless bag of nothing but.

And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity.

I'm still around artists. I don't have anymore wall space. And I don't have the money to collect anymore, the prices are outrageous.

I wasn't in any way a kind of soothsayer or not surprised when Sept. 11 happened. I was absolutely shocked.

You know, when real trouble comes your humanity is awakened. The fundamental human experience is that of compassion.

In my business, if you look good, no one is going to be checking up on whether you work out. So it's up to me.

He's a scoundrel, young Brad Pitt, who led me, his elderly colleague, astray more than once.

Most songs that aren't jump-rope songs, or lullabies, are cautionary tales or goodbye songs and road songs.