The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

In order to achieve stable success, you must be focused on God and not on success itself

Sweetheart, I'll lift my kilt and show you what I've got between my thighs and if you still think it's lit(tle) ---

love is the need of all...but, love needs all...!

I want to be on the screen, I want to play dress up every day, I want be different people, I want to have fun, and I want to use my imagination.

Growth in grace is one way to be happy in our religion. God has wisely linked together our comfort and our increase in holiness.

Success serves men as a pedestal. It makes them seem greater when not measured by reflection.

The Super Bowl now takes on a magnitude that almost defies the imagination.

Ideas result from the collision of metaphors inside the head.

Let us not demeanor or belittle. Rather, let us be compassionate and encouraging,. We must be careful that we do not destroy another person's confidence through careless words. or actions.

My heart is definitely here, and there's no place like home.