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Toilet Quotes: "The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. …where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings?” (pp.281-82)"

The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. …where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings?” (pp.281-82)




Toilet Quotes: "God's everywhere.So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh."

God's everywhere.So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh.



Toilet Quotes: "The Persian rug served as their country with people living injade green jungles and others living in an opal cream sky.They were so light. No one would ever be able to tell thatthey had lived there."

The Persian rug served as their country with people living injade green jungles and others living in an opal cream sky.They were so light. No one would ever be able to tell thatthey had lived there.



Toilet Quotes: "Some of my best ideas come from when I'm sitting on the toilet."

Some of my best ideas come from when I'm sitting on the toilet.




Toilet Quotes: "Staying with detractors is like sleeping in a room located just behind the public toilet. You will never feel comfortable until you relocate."

Staying with detractors is like sleeping in a room located just behind the public toilet. You will never feel comfortable until you relocate.



Toilet Quotes: "There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive."

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.



Toilet Quotes: "No, thanks, " said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said."

No, thanks, " said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.




Toilet Quotes: "Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them."

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.



Toilet Quotes: "Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go."

Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go.



Toilet Quotes: "You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.



Toilet Quotes: "And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head..."

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...