You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

The right thing and the easy thing are never the same.

In one moment I was feeling everything and I was feeling nothing.

You're incredibly, absolutely, extremely, supremely, unbelievably different.

Dig deep. Find your way to your soul.

It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it.

You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.

Got it. Demon. Death. Doom.

The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.

They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how 'bout you?

I comfort myself with the reflection that your wife will possibly be able to curb your desire--I admit, a natural one for the most part--to exterminate your fellows.

Memory was supposed to fill the time, but it made time a hole to be filled.

Life is Most Important in Life is The Most important Truth in Life. Any word, thought, or action that disagrees must be a lie.

Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.

Nobody will deny that there is at least some roughness everywhere

Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime.

If you take Christ out of Christianity, Christianity is dead. If you remove grace out of the gospel, the gospel is gone. If the people do not like the doctrine of grace, give them all the more of it.

And the time will come when you see, we’re all one, and life flows on within you and without you.

It was the schoolboy who said, ""Faith is believing what you know ain't so.""