My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

The ceiling is not a good limit

The ends you serve that are selfish will take you no further than yourself but the ends you serve that are for all, in common, will take you into eternity.

Your previous accomplishments should be your stepping stones

It’s Big Brother with werewolves. Live coverage for a month, leading up to a group kill on full moon.

The existence of God, the why of life, was all that really only a question of glands?

Beanie and Cecil was the first cartoon I remember watching and I think there are analogies.

Experiment is folly when experience shows the way.

Our goals should serve as markers, measurements of the progress we make in pursuit of something greater than ourselves.

So learn about life. Cut yourself a big slice with the silver server, a big slice of pie. Open your eyes. Let life happen.

Thou know'st 'tis common; all that lives must die, Passing through nature to eternity.