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Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.


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I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.

I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.



No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.



As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.



In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.



I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.

I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.



Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.



For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.



Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.





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