Joel Madden Quotes

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

I've flown across America, I've scaled fences, I've stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I'm a hopeless romantic. There's no hope for me.

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.

Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.

My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Today is a new day. A New opportunity to get better stronger faster smarter and closer to your goals and dreams. Take it.

People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy.

The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

If I could pick my wife by name, It'd be Whitney. That name just sounds right

Elijah Wood from Lord Of The Rings can't get married with a girl named Holly beacause it would make Holly Wood get it HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.

Music is supposed to be an escape, It's supposed to be somewhere you can go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you wanna be.

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.

When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life.

Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band.

You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there.

Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst.

I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything.