It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.

It takes 10 million failures to find the right stuff.

I still own my heart, which I know because it hurts so much.

The armored infantry was Santa Claus, the battle was out Christmas. What else for the elves to do on Christmas Eve but to let their hair down and drink a a little eggnog.

Comedies are fit for common wits: But to present a kingly troop withal, Give me a stately-written tra

And each man stands with his face in the light of his own drawn sword. Ready to do what a hero can.

When is revolution legal? When it succeeds!

A love like that was a serious illness, an illness from which you never entirely recover.

I don't like reality TV as far as it being scripted and not being true reality.

You treat violence as an aberration ... when in truth it is the norm. It is the very essence of the human condition.

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Stupidity is sometimes the greatest of historical forces.