Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

It is unreasonable for the common people to expect a known corrupt legal system to protect them.

Loss taught me. Loss taught me that death comes to both the old and the young.

The image of a cleanly, self-possessed man exploiting his solitude was not easy to come by, but then he had not expected that it would be.

Because she was a blank mural and you wrote all over her.

the real essence of our lifetime lies in the time of our lives

Worry is like a rocking-chair. It gives you something to do buy gets you nowhere.

It will give them the opportunity to show themselves worthy of the respect and friendship of peace-loving nations, and in time, to take an honorable place among members of the United Nations.

Within the bottle's depths, the wine's soul sang one night. Drink wine, drink poetry, drink virtue.

When we stop interfering and are wise enough to let the psychophysiological connection work for us instead of against us, our minds rush as quickly as possible towards perfect health.

To love your family, love your work, live your purpose and be unconditionally grateful for every moment of your life... is to succeed at the highest level (in my opinion).