I have a greater appreciation for kitchen appliances, having played one.

Everybody uses mime and gesture in real life, though we don't realize it. It's very useful as a performance technique, though it can be boring to watch on its own.

It is easy to be lenient at other people's expense, and call it generosity of mind.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

Equality is the measure of all things, and bad behavior is less bad if everyone indulges in it.

Unilateral tolerance in a world of intolerance is like unilateral disarmament in a world of armed camps: it regards hope as a better basis for policy than reality.

I have never understood the liberal assumption that if there were justice in the world, there would be fewer rather than more prisoners.

We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

Two or three notes of music can instantly make you feel sad or tense or afraid or angry. To do that in words is much more difficult.

Where hopes are unrealistic, fears often become exaggerated; where dreams alone are blueprints, nightmares result.

[There] is no class so dangerous as the idle educated.

By the time I had complete my 22nd year, I was a new man - an atheist.

She clung to the memories of her youth as if they were the only way she could save a piece of her soul from whatever it was she was about to face.

Here lies my past Goodbye I have kissed it Thank you kids I wouldn't have missed it.

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy.

I'm really not into the educational aspect of performing. It's not in me.

Creativity is no excuse for obnoxious behavior

Such is the never-failing beauty and accuracy of language, the most perfect art in the world; the chisel of a thousand years retouches it.

A good journalistic organisation upholds four values: inform, reflect, crusade, connect.

I eye Chuy like a pitcher in baseball does when a guy leads too far off base.

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.