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Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!""

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make."

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat."

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time."

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I’ve always preferred having girlfriends to just seeing people."

I’ve always preferred having girlfriends to just seeing people.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers."

My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend."

I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I want a girlfriend who can eat like me"

I want a girlfriend who can eat like me



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "If true love came at a price, the price would be all worth while if i was spending it on you."

If true love came at a price, the price would be all worth while if i was spending it on you.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it."

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess."

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night."

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.




Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair."

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot."

I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I still don't have any crushes on actresses or models. It's always been one of those things with girlfriends. They say, "Who's on your list?" What do you call it, the Get Out of Jail Free card?"

I still don't have any crushes on actresses or models. It's always been one of those things with girlfriends. They say, "Who's on your list?" What do you call it, the Get Out of Jail Free card?



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!"

I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito."

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship."

Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me."

I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness."

When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy."

Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said!"

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said!



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them."

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed."

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces."

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My devotion to my job started from a personal defeat: my first girlfriend's parents rejected me because i wasn't rich. I decided i would show them what a big mistake they had made."

My devotion to my job started from a personal defeat: my first girlfriend's parents rejected me because i wasn't rich. I decided i would show them what a big mistake they had made.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come to my way of thinking."

If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come to my way of thinking.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'd like to run away From you, But if you didn't come And find me ... I would die."

I'd like to run away From you, But if you didn't come And find me ... I would die.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine"

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend."

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend."

I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her."

I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie."

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter."

If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday."

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment."

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you."

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly."

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "You have the rest of your lives to catch up together. After all, soulmates always end up together. [...] Ey-girlfriends are easily forgotten. Best friends stay with you for ever."

You have the rest of your lives to catch up together. After all, soulmates always end up together. [...] Ey-girlfriends are easily forgotten. Best friends stay with you for ever.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend, but you should've seen him smash a Les Paul!'"

Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend, but you should've seen him smash a Les Paul!'



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous."

I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it."

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you know he's still available."

Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you know he's still available.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I do not love you-except because I love you; I go from loving to not loving you, from waiting to not waiting for you my heart moves from the cold into the fire."

I do not love you-except because I love you; I go from loving to not loving you, from waiting to not waiting for you my heart moves from the cold into the fire.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell."

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends."

We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.



Ex Girlfriend Quotes: "I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you around me now I find that reality is better than dreams."

I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you around me now I find that reality is better than dreams.