My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.

It has been proven that more Americans watch television than any other appliance.

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

Check your moves well, because it can cost one pawn or losing a lot of just from three moves!

Go a little easy on the people around you. Try to reel in judging thoughts. Think before you speak.

Helping others, you will find that you help your-self. Ana Maria Frith, from: Limitless Change Your Life

You'll never see me in a true New York raincoat, although I own one. You'll never see me wear rainboots. I guess I'm just not a rain person.

Metaphysics is a cobweb that the mind weaves around things.

Personal power changes or shapes consciousness, and that is kundalini. Kundalini exists within us. Some people have more of it, some dimensions have more of it.

... when we are misunderstood it is always our own fault. What the reader wants most of all is to be able to grasp what we think; but you loftily refuse to comply.

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.

I don't really believe that documentary is objective reality and fiction is all illusion.

I wasn't prepared for this big room with clattering typewriters and teletype printers. You could hardly hear yourself think.