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Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out."

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?"

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?




Michael R. Burch Quotes: "If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it."

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?"

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?




Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them."

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all."

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide."

I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.




Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed"

Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination."

Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy."

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts.""

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?"

How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?




Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted."

Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology."

When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Epigrams delight us into wisdom."

Epigrams delight us into wisdom.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself."

There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!"

If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "If God is good half the Bible is libel."

If God is good half the Bible is libel.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!""

The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged."

Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo."

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter."

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God."

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick."

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!"

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better."

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines."

C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent."

Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?"

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people."

The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "I'll not! The gents are impressed with the way that I'm dressed. I wouldn't change even one spot."

I'll not! The gents are impressed with the way that I'm dressed. I wouldn't change even one spot.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off."

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma."

Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines."

Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy."

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom."

These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who."

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.



Michael R. Burch Quotes: "Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!"

Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!