Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

You are the child of this universe

The ink in your pen never reshapes your thoughts, you must replace the ink before the ink can be inked properly.

I still have my unemployment books and I remember when I worked for the sanitation department and the post office.

The fame and the fame-hungry world we live in does it all for you. Women are lining up on your Instagram account to meet you.

Image is the most important thing about someone's career and longevity.

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.

In nature, everything has a job. The job of the fog is to beautify further the existing beauties!

I'd like to live to a hundred.

I've always related music to those moments when someone turns you loose on something and they haven't told you how to do it.

They aimless halt, who halt for others.