Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

Everything you are sure of will be tested.

People seem to be doing different things, but in reality they do the same thing: They just rush about without having any outstanding universal goal!

I felt a wave of longing roll out of me, but not the way it usually did, diffuse and sad. This was hopeful, as though it had been coaxed out by a whispered promise.

Knowledge is not determined by what you know, but by whether you believe you can always learn.

Could anything be more indicative of a slight but general insanity than the aspect of the crowd on the streets of Chicago?

Guilt, regret, resentment, sadness & all forms of nonforgiveness are caused by too much past & not enough presence.

For to interpose a little ease, Let our frail thoughts dally with false surmise.

When you put your faith in big government, you end up an apologist for mass murder.

Stories are the wildest things of all. Stories chase and bite and hunt.

Yes, I know and then in the same time period within those nine years I lost 150 pounds.