I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

Those who are loving become beloved.

Just because our friendship has changed and now we grow in different directions, does not mean that we have to grow apart.

Nature has wrought with a bolder hand in America.

Runners are the ultimate celebration people. Running is just so intense, you're really experiencing life to the fullest.

Part of being an actor is letting things come about organically as opposed to forcing them.

Acting isn't a singular profession, it is a collaborate profession.

The most important are the eyes. In a fight if you look down out of fear you'll certainly be defeated

They say money rule the world, you can’t pay God with it

I work seven days a week, from 9 in the morning till 8 at night. I have the titles of the next eight novels I want to write. I feel myself pitiable, degraded on a day that I don't write.

Nature teaches beasts to know their friends.