Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

A book is just as magical to write as it is to read, it takes you on a journey that changes you in the end.

My destiny plays with me in such a wayI feel I play with my destiny.

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance.

We Are Interested In Others When They Are Interested In Us

American dreams are strongest in the hearts of those who have seen America only in their dreams.

The essence of sin is a shift from God centeredness to a self-centeredness. The essence of salvation is a denial of self, not an affirming of self.

You can't recover from what you do not understand.

Surviving, that's my plan.

The first movie I saw - and I don't know if it influenced me - was 'Ben Hur'.

You must learn to deal with your own beliefs directly or you will be forced to deal with them indirectly.