Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

Horror make me awake and when I don't think about it but I read it it make me sleepy!

Development is a voluntary process. You need a positive decision to make the right steps, but it starts with introspection.

Everytime he looked at her she felt brighter inside, and she yearned to keep his attention, to hold his gaze.

When you start writing the magic comes when the characters seem to take on a life of their own and write the words for themselves.

24 hour broadcasts have to stretch limited material to fit 24 hours worth of space.

Be grateful for the love you have to share-share it, and it will return to you ten times over.

Rats. Rats, mice, and rodents.

Misfortune is the root of good fortune; good fortune gives birth to misfortune.

We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters.

Though [the people] may acquiesce, they cannot approve what they do not understand.