Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

Concerning matter, we have been all wrong. What we have called matter is energy, whose vibration has been so lowered as to be perceptible to the senses. There is no matter.

The true painter strives to paint what can only be seen through his world.

There can be raw pain and bleeding where so many thousands see the inevitable ups and downs of only a game.

Music is split up now into little pockets.

What does it take to get you to the point where you have to kill your brother? It's biblical, it's huge. It's so personal.

The most difficult battle you ever fight is the battle to be unique in a world that will marshal its every force to keep you the same.

since God has appointed one remedy for all the evils in the world and that is a contented spirit.

I'm a writer who just happens to draw.

Given time, given the number of prisoners now that we're interrogating, I'm confident that we're going to find weapons of mass destruction.

Design is the conscious effort to impose a meaningful order