you don't know what you think unless you say it.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Because the perfect moment can never be improved, and should be remembered, cherished, just the way it was. Like every moment I spend in your arms.

Sometimes I wish I could drive a car, but I'm gonna drive a car one day, so I don't worry about that.

When I'm happy inside, that's when I feel most sexy.

The unfolding time for the end of globalization or a worldwide deflation is much longer, certainly measured in years, if not decades.

I could see myself still swimming because I'm really enjoying the sport. But at the same time I have this biological clock that is ticking.

I want to feel better. My wife says she likes me not drinking, not so many highs, so many lows, I don't lose temper, I'm more patient.

I think certain movies are right for 3D. I think certain movies are not right for 3D. And I think the specialness of 3D will be worn off if every movie becomes 3D.

Love is a metaphysical gravity.

In separateness only does love learn definition.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?