Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.

No man can ever admire a woman the way she admires herself.

I don't really need to be remembered. I hope the music's remembered.

Horror allowed me to quickly switch gears.

I was in film before I was on stage. I started acting when I was like 12. But, no, I think my mother indoctrinated me very early.

Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when we are in communion with minds of the same thoughts.

A little grain of the romance is no ill ingredient to preserve and exalt the dignity of human nature, without which it is apt to degenerate into everything that is sordid, vicious and low.

Vanity is a natural object of temptation to a woman.

Some men make money not for the sake of living, but ache In the blindness of greed and live just for their fortune's sake.

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat.