Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

On this Valentine’s Day I like to whisper in your ear the silent songs of my heart.

Let us rise in mighty strength to build the nation.

Blessing is special attention God gives us

Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.

A baseball team is like a band. Because, conceptually, there are no heroes in baseball - there's just the team.

I don't like muscles too much. Flexibility and a relaxed look are more important.

All converted people should labor to adorn the doctrine they profess by humility. If they can do nothing else, they can strive to be humble.

A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.

I am really a sea creature. Just a mammal that lost its fins.

Christianity did not destroy paganism; it adopted it.