Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

Every questioning is a seeking. Every seeking takes its direction beforehand from what is sought. Questioning is a knowing search for beings in their thatness and whatness.

She says she loves me infinity power infinity power infinity into infinity! And I look at the sky, smile, and 'sigh!

Learn to be brave and adventurous because you’ll never discover your place in the world, if you’re too afraid to leave your own backyard.

People are so used to seeing John Goodman as a lovable dad or the quirky characters he played in the Coen Brothers films.

What people can dream, people can do.

All any girl really wants is just love and a man. But what man can put up with a rock-n-roll star?

Though women have small force to overcome men by reason; yet have they good fortune to undermine them by policy.

In this age, the mere example of nonconformity, the mere refusal to bend the knee to custom, is itself a service.

Whatever kind of story you're telling, whether it's a genre piece for a comic book or whatever it is, it has importance because it's all a metaphor for the existence of our being.

I had the insane misconception that I was ready to conquer the known universe with Tähtivaeltaja. No mercy!