Bartending Quotes

Bartending Quote of the day

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.

I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world.

I was out in L.A. and I had gone to film school and I was out here for a couple of years. For a lot of years, I was bartending and having a good time.

When I was in N.Y. bartending, I was in a billion music videos. I was in Madonna, George Michael, Salt-n-Pepa - it goes on and on.

When I first started, my main goal was to not be bartending anymore, and to not be working at the bank anymore. I just wanted acting to be my job.

Sorry, one night stands don't stack up as credentials for tending bar.