Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

I got all of my out-of-work time done in the years when I first came to L.A.!

We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in.

In America an acquittal doesn't mean you're innocent it means you beat the rap. My clients lose even when they win.

You can't teach a hunter it's wrong to kill.

You don't go into the game to compete. You go into each game to win.

Fame can be annoying, but there are perks too.

I'm very ambitious, but I also love myself - which means I try to take care of myself.

... it is seldom a medical man has true religious views--there is too much pride of intellect.

Peter Wagner, my son, just won the Bel-Air Junior Club Championship. Parred the last three holes. One-putts, up and down. Us Wagners don't hit greens. We chip and putt.

The only politician in America I know with a man-date is Jim McGreevey.

If we do not pay attention to ourselves in our practice, then we cannot call it yoga.