I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I got all of my out-of-work time done in the years when I first came to L.A.!

Do not let time pass you by -- make it a part of you.

There are things that can't be said, because it's hard to have to know them.

Then all this became history. Your hand found mine. Life rushed to my fingers like a blood clot. Oh, my carpenter, the fingers are rebuilt. They dance with yours.

Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave

I can’t exactly describe how I feel but it’s not quite right. And it leaves me cold.

I am confident, with the leadership and the backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around.

My spirit will sleep in peace; or if it thinks, it will not surely think thus. Farewell.

Man is an individual. The animals, plants and minerals are divided into species. They are not individualized in the same sense that man is.

Luck can often mean simple taking advantage of a situation at the right moment, It is possible to make your luck by being always prepared.

It’s a rare reader who doesn’t go to the novel looking for a kind of encouragement to live.