I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

I got all of my out-of-work time done in the years when I first came to L.A.!

A house in the middle of nowhere always reminds us our Earth’s position in the universe!

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party.

Think about the flowers. Life is just a bunch of pretty pictures. All this is supposed to do is force you beyond the mind, when you realize that you can't figure it out.

Watch out for trees and traffic. The change is slow, the impact great, yet we miss the one and mistake the other.

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.

There's something really natural to me about being what they call in the business a "hyphenate." Being a musician-actor or writer-musician-actor.

When I was very young every grownup was a hero. It's been all downhill since then, and I have only two left.

God is God and I am not. I can only see a part of the picture He's painting.

It's a rare thing when you can read a script in one sitting and you haven't looked at the watch or you've gone to make a cup of tea.

A young man must let his ideas grow, not be continually rooting them up to see how they are getting on.