Vodka Quotes

Vodka Quote of the day

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.

If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me.

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.

Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war.

When I sit in my bedroom with a book and a bottle of vodka, I do it because I'm sad, not because I think it's cool. I do it because I want to forget what I am thinking about.

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

I need a lot of black on my eyes and a little shot of vodka to be brave, because you're beautiful when you relax.

We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.

I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon.

I would rather live in Russia on black bread and vodka than in the United States at the best hotels. America knows nothing of food, love or art.

Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's.

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.

I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk.

Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting.

Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more successful actor.

Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.

If we make people believe that before the age of 16 they got sick drinking vodka, they don't want to drink as much vodka.

Apparently vodka helps flowers last longer when they're dying. But you can put vodka in anything and it'll make it better.

Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and an iPod without headphones. She just felt wrong.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches.

Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up.

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

I think that's what we love about the vodka, is that it's consistent. It's consistent in its pureness and that's how I tie it to restaurants.

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

I like vodka tonics and gin & tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick.

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage in the store and lots of cheap vodka.

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.

[on having to lose weight] I thought I'll drink vodka instead of wine because it's less calories!