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Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains."

I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains.




Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I’m heaven’s landscape painter."

I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I’m heaven’s landscape painter.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles."

Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area."

If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.




Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "I love the smell of a new book, but I prefer inhaling fresh bottles of ink and glue. They get me more lightheaded – unless I read the book."

I love the smell of a new book, but I prefer inhaling fresh bottles of ink and glue. They get me more lightheaded – unless I read the book.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Careers are not made in a family business, they are born – by patricide. Then they die from neglect, and avoid the tragedy of being put out of business."

Careers are not made in a family business, they are born – by patricide. Then they die from neglect, and avoid the tragedy of being put out of business.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors."

If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors.




Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Experience: the vehicle of history. Teenagers: the driving force behind fatal accidents."

Experience: the vehicle of history. Teenagers: the driving force behind fatal accidents.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy."

I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better."

Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself."

Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections."

I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.




Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor."

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes."

Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion."

Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other."

If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are."

Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."

Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular."

Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages."

Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life."

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax."

Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in."

We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy."

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "We need to revitalize the American spirit. People are always asking ‘What would the founding fathers do, ’ but I have yet to witness a single séance."

We need to revitalize the American spirit. People are always asking ‘What would the founding fathers do, ’ but I have yet to witness a single séance.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Trees are corrupting our parks. They should be arrested for loitering. For deciduous trees, add littering and indecent exposure to that list of offenses."

Trees are corrupting our parks. They should be arrested for loitering. For deciduous trees, add littering and indecent exposure to that list of offenses.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back."

First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."

Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence."

When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Artists are the serfs of a leisure society."

Artists are the serfs of a leisure society.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent’s past, there’s leftover booze and contraceptives."

Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent’s past, there’s leftover booze and contraceptives.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations."

When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud."

Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’."

I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks."

Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me."

I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy."

Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."

Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself."

I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Some people won't have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight."

Some people won't have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous."

Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"

Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for."

There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners."

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.



Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic Quotes: "We live in one of the few epochs of humanity where life isn't just a painful cycle of toil, fatigue, and collapse. Now pleasure gyrates us through those stages."

We live in one of the few epochs of humanity where life isn't just a painful cycle of toil, fatigue, and collapse. Now pleasure gyrates us through those stages.