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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard


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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.



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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?



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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.



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Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.



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All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another



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Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.



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In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.



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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.



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There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.





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Let’s form a committee tasked with exploring why committees are so ineffective. Then we’ll stand-back and watch it argue and self-destruct.



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Think about the answers of the questions that have not yet been asked! When they are asked, you will have the answers ready!



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When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is 10 times sicker than I am.



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I'm an internationalist. I'd like to see our troops dispersed through the world only at the directive of the United Nations.



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When you go on an extreme diet, your body's self-preservation mechanism responds by burning calories as slowly as possible. Of course, that makes it much more difficult to lose weight.




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