I've never been a good hitter.

Never Throw Stones At Your Mother

I got back to my hometown, and everyone is like, "I wish I could retire at 39." So they put it in perspective.

"You're really not that old." You know, the old grandpa thing - Grandpa Rossy with KB [Kris Bryant] and Rizz [Anthony Rizzo]. That's how everyone treats me.

A politician's record is like a tin kettle to a dog's tale - it's a noisy appendage, wich makes the dog conspicuous and invites everybody to shy a brick at him.

Talent is part of the equation, but when you combine talent with accountability and authenticity, it is tough to beat.

If soul does not evolve it is dead... even if its body still breathes.

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thyeyes—and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

I do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.

A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.

I love Hank Williams. Who doesn't love Hank Williams? So my choices are not that surprising.

When you have an inconsistent season, you learn a lot about yourself and your pitching.

Progress is often equal to the difference between mind and mindset.

The Most beautiful human deed, is to be useful to others.