Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Of life's two chief prizes, beauty and truth, I found the first in a loving heart and the second in a laborer's hand.

The citizens of Ludania would finally be free, no longer forced into a class system that determined what language they could speak, what jobs they could do, or who they could be

Create an environment that fosters the creative genius within you!

A mind cluttered with past thoughts, old conversations and unhealed wounds can only serve to drag us down and compromise our ability to live free.

If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.

The Exorcist' is amazing because it recognizes that silences can be as powerful as sound effects.

Inspiration? - a hoax fabricated by poets for their self-importance.

You don't give people dignity. You affirm it.

When knowledge is scant or conflicting, folklore takes over.

We understand why children are afraid of darkness ... but why are men afraid of light?