Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

In those days, young stars, male and female, were all virgins until married, and if divorced, they returned magically to that condition.

I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.

I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.

I'm just a Ragetty Anne in a Barbie Doll World

Life is a constant process of change, for better or worse.

art is exposure. And until you've developed a degree of maturity to handle that knowledge, you are revealing what other people keep hidden.

I like to embrace natural beauty. I try to get at least 8 hours of sleep, drinking a lot of water and exercising.

I'm the guy who happened to be home the night Kat came to steal a Monet."- Hale

I went to Midwood High School in Brooklyn and then to Brooklyn college for 1 1/2 years.

All reaction is limited by, and dependant on, what it is reacting against.

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

Through Transcendental Meditation, the human brain can experience that level of intelligence which is an ocean of all knowledge, energy, intelligence, and bliss.

It's much easier to get over someone if you can delude yourself into thinking you never really cared that much.

Persecution readily knits friendship between its victims.

I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.

It is possible to live for the next life and still be merry in this.